Not Your Mama’s Field Day
We all know the best day of the year in school was Field Day! So get your team of 4-6 assembled (or show up alone and we’ll pair you up with the other friendless rejects), find your inner competitive spirit (because we ain’t just giving out participation ribbons. We only reward winners here), and be prepared to participate in all the nostalgic events of your elementary school days – with an adult twist, of course – in the third annual Not Your Mama’s Field Day!! Race your Vibrators, pass your dildos, suck a whip-it, and eat some balls; a sleazy good time for all (adults)!